“With my intense interest in sacred spot massage as a healing modality for women,
I have sought tools to assist in the solitary practice of this wonderful technique.
I have discovered a marvelous device called the Magic Banana .
This is a unique tool that promotes the strengthening of the pelvic and vaginal muscles
as well as enhancement of orgasmic energy – always a good thing! Fun in partnership, too!”
- JADE BEATY, www.sensualwisdom.com
Editor of The Blissful Times *This review comes from Issue #10, June 2004
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AN ENLIGHTENED MALE PERSPECTIVE
“I bought my first MB a few yrs ago. I live in the Kingston area, and found the ad in Complete Health (magazine) at the masseuses office. I was watching Dragons’ Den re-run last night and saw JP Rayne explaining the product. As a man I must tell you it is awesome!!! I used it on my late wife from age 44 or 45 (she passed away in March 2006, at age 50). This is one wonderful invention. I have used it with 3 or 4 lady friends since her death and all have felt it was the most fabulous g-spot stimulater ever, some have purchased them. I myself ordered 3 more! I am pleased with what the product has done for my sex life as a toy and as a therapeutic instrument. It is not only fun to stimulate my partner but an awesome health aid. I would be happy to help you endorse it.
Wishing you well from just outside of Kingston, Bill
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Seven Reasons Why I like The Magic Banana
1. It’s discreet – no one would guess what it is. (If someone found it in the drawer next to my bed, they’d have no clue, whereas a dildo …)
2. It’s flexible, smooth, and its’ shape and different ends means you can reach and stimulate different places internally and externally.
3. It’s easy to wash and therefore hygienic.
4. It feels natural inside of me and I’m not afraid of poking anything, because of its’ roundness.
5. It gives me the most amazing orgasms!
6. Makes Kegels fun.
7. The unique shape allows me to not feel like I’m trying to replace my husbands’ penis – it’s my own thing.
- CF, 40, Toronto, mother of four (started using the device while pregnant for twins)
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“The Magic Banana is aptly named – it IS pure Magic!”
“I’m an older gal, in my mid-sixties, with NO steady man in her life right now. I bought The Magic Banana several months ago. At the time I was having a lot of female problems (health wise) and it hurt when I tried to use it. Well,I’m here to tell you – it doesn’t hurt anymore!
“I have found I get more pleasure all the time from this wonderful device!! IT’S A LIFESAVER!”
I can tell you there is still a lot of “joy in sex” – even at my age. When you’re alone, there’s no need to be unsatisfied – reach for Magic BTM – it is truly a gals “best friend.” It even has deepened the climaxes a great deal! I can only imagine how nice it would be to share this with a partner. Thanks for thinking this thing up … it should have been on the market years ago. You can use ME as a testimony, if you wish to.”
- SJ, 64, Whitby, Ontario
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“This was jaw-dropping, OMG! I had THE BEST #1 all-time orgasm!”
- Carolyn, 61, Mass, USA
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“I love my Magic Banana and so does my boyfriend – he brags about my muscles!”
The Magic Banana has helped me strengthen my inner muscles and given me the ability to be more explicit with my partner – in terms of directing his attention.
- Cera, 25
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“The afternoon it arrived, a miracle occurred – I discovered that I HAVE A G-SPOT!”
THE MAGIC BANANA IS THE MOST WONDERFUL FRUIT EVER!!!
- Emily, 20, University Student
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“The Magic Banana has no moving parts and relies on your own rhythm and your own energy for your pleasure. It allows you to discover your own sexual vibe and your own body – it is an intimate and active self-loving tool. I’ve been using mine for two years now – and it is truly a Goddess-send. I’m a very sexual person naturally, but The Magic Banana has allowed me to take myself to new heights.”
- JP, 28
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“WOW!!!!!! I love it! You are a Goddess incarnate and The Magic Banana is so awesome!!!
I will definitely be spreading the word about the wonderful, wonderful Magic Banana.
- EMJ, 22″
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“I had only had the pleasure of experiencing my g-spot once through intercourse, and could never seem to find it again. With The Magic Banana I was able to locate my g-spot on a regular basis which allowed me to get used to the feeling and extend my comfort level – it’s such a sensitive area!”
“After receiving a Magic Banana as a gift, I threw out – yes THREW OUT – two very expensive vibrators.
From now on, it’s Magic B and me!”
- S.A. 46, London, England
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“Girls, this is what we ALL need!”
- M.M., 56, Quebec (to the members of her all-female choir)
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The following message was written by an anonymous customer on a billboard
at a performance of The Vagina Monologues in 2002 -
“If my vagina could talk, it would say “I ADORE that Magic Banana!”
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“The Magic Banana is good, good, good!”
- J.S., 37, Ontario, Canada
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A short story from JP, creator of The Magic Banana
“The Magic Banana makes a great travel companion; it’s customs – and waiter – friendly!”
I was sitting in a beautiful outdoor cafe in Sedona, Arizona, on a gorgeous day in May, with Marlene and Kim – two women who were attending a conference I had been invited to speak at. The restaurant was an upscale vegetarian place, with terra cotta ceramic tile floors and a Japanese meditation garden, complete with Osho tarot decks on every table. We were getting ready to go to an afternoon workshop called Mergence and Union – the mere title of which sparked the following scenario -
While waiting for someone to come and take our lunch order Marlene – who was in her late forties at the time – told us that since she had not had a lover in quite some time, she was worried that the “use it or lose it” theory might really be true…
She needed something, she said, to “keep those muscles functioning!!”
I had flown in to this conference to speak about my new books on Intuition Ignition and before I left home my intuition had told me to bring along a couple of Magic Bananas. In those days they were crudely packaged – in a baggie, stapled at the top – and the book was photocopied at Business Depot on some wild – yellow with lime green and orange bursts – paper that looked very orgasmic. Upon hearing Marlene’s concern, I reached into my briefcase and pulled out the stapled baggie saying
“I just happen to have something that’ll help you out with that.”
Their jaws dropped. They couldn’t believe I was carrying this thing around with me – this solution to her problem – all packaged (crudely as it was) and ready to go – and they were quite interested in checking it out a little more closely! With Marlene still in shock, Kim was the first to reach for it. She held it in her hand – noting the gentle upward curvage of the loop – and squeezed the loop together as if it were a hand exerciser. She was pondering the possibilities when something phenomenal happened – Our server – a gorgeous young man who looked like Adonis in the flesh – showed up to take our order.
I watched – fascinated – as Kim did not even flinch. She continued to hold The Magic Banana in her hand – on the table – while the waiter took our order! When it was her turn to order, she looked him straight in the eye and spoke to him without a trace of shame or embarrassment. When he left we all noted the innate beauty of the entire scenario; due to the fact that the device is so clearly non-phallic and non-threatening, Kim didn’t even begin to feel the need to hide it or put it away. How beautiful is THAT?! We all had big smiles on our faces!